My worst fear no kidding i swear

My worst fear has flies, spiders, a bad smell, is crammed, and you see em everywhere when you go out for stuff like parks, 4th july, Knew years, ya know. It... is a portapotty. I swear... they scare me. One time, I went in a portapotty, when i sad down, 4 flies and a HUUUGE spider came crawling out, and the spider was on my leg. I don't have annything agenst spiders, I love spiders. It was just big and It started crawling up my leg were my pee whole is. (well that was a bad description!! :shock: ) I panicked, and stood up. The spider jumped up on my shirt. I jumped, hitting my head on the top of the porta poddy, and the web was there. The web was all over my face with dead bugs and eggs on it! Ya know how I felt. I slipped back, (and my pants got all wet,) Pulled up my pants, and the horror happend. the whole portapotty tipped over and crashed to the ground, with me in it!! :shock: :oops: :shock: I WAS STUCK IN THERE FOR LIKE, 2 HOURS AND A HALF and i came out all wet... I never went in a porta potty again, only the big ones for disabled people, or i just peed in an islated bush were no one would look. DON'T JUGE ME! IT'S NOT AS FUNNY AS IT SEEMES! I PRACTICALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK!!! (and lost a tooth) :cry:

hehehohoha.... i mean, um....... sssssoooooorrrrryyyyyyy! (i think ) umm............. never mind>

WELL! HOW RUDE!(jk)

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