Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground. Laurel rushed down, reached Hardy who was lying motionless and asked: “You still alive or dead?”
Hardy: “Alive.”
Laurel: “You mostly lie to me. I don’t know whether to trust you or not.”
Hardy: “Then I must be dead. You won’t dare to call me a liar if I were alive.”
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"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.
"Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate.
"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?"
To which the wife replied, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" lmao
Subject: for a laugh 
Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:45 pm