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PostSubject: My daydream with the slow computer   Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:34 pm

My computer SUCKS! Its suppose to be fast, but ever since we got comcast, it got SLOWER than DSL. In the middle of something, when it gets too slow, it just shuts everything down and exits you out of things and turns off. I hate my computer, and every time I go on it, I get this wonderful daydream that I throw it so it goes crashing and shatters my window, and crashes to the grownd, and sets of fier, and Neandratholls (Cave men) come ot beat it with clubs and black nights comve to sitck it with thier swords, and Godzilla comes too. Its true! thats what I daydream about! (Well, exept for the ending...) lol!
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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:47 pm

your computer and so it seems uses the memory and cpu it cooks
the best thing to do is to see a computer geek who can access msconfig and stop
the programs that your not in need of using as this'll give you the speed you need
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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:12 am

i tried to do that... my computer crashed again...
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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:59 pm

lol if that's true then your not a true computer geek :P
take it to the computer shop they'll fix it Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:53 am

thats what I meant, they couldent fix it. It just shi- I mean shutted down Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:15 am

sounds like they don't know their rear end from their elbow
i just can't beleave i know more about how to fix computers than them!
oh well never mind.........

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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:17 am

its not them its my d@nm computer!
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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:51 am

trust me it is them or the computer would be fixed by now

it's all software controlled

for the computer to just switch off it needs the shutdown command
to be sent from the motherboard to the power supply via one connection
the p-on signal
which in turn gets the p-good signal via another connection back

if you loose any of these two signals the computer just shuts off


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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:55 am

Oh it doesn't have an automatic shut down thing. The people + manager at radio shack thinks something is up with the wiers. I want to torch it using a large match and cooking spray to torch it or throw it down the window, or flush it down the toilet, wach it sparck, then die, and then throw the toilet out the window and let it land on our obnoxious neighbors car (helen or as I call, "HELLen") and then they sue us and then I tell the judje what Hellen does to poor animals, win the debate and buy a pug! Very Happy But sadly I don't think that will be happening soon. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:19 am

what's the age of the computer because anything before win98 was switched
off manually but i'm sure it's not that old but try looking at the power settings
they might be triggering the shutdown but if push comes to shove you could just
reinstall the computers operating system



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PostSubject: Re: My daydream with the slow computer   Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:06 am

... I didn't understand a word you said after the what's. But we are planning on getting a knew computer. I just hope my mom does not change her mind at the last min. AGAIN :roll:
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