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PostSubject: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:05 am

A bear and a rabbit are takin a poop in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No."

So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:06 am

What do you call a fish with no eyes?



a fsh!
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:06 am

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.


What did the orchard owner say when he felt the ground shake?

Must be a duck on fire somewhere.
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:07 am

The doctor said i wasn't doing enough exercise, he said to do at least one thing a week that gets me out of breath...so i took up smoking.

(no I don't smoke!)
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:07 am

What has four legs and goes "boo"

A cow with a cold.
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:07 am

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:08 am

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Cause someone threw a fridge at him.
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:09 am

whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holdin its breath
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:10 am

why did the koala fall outta the tree?
cuz it was dead

why did the other koala fall outta the tree?
cuz it thought it was a game

why did the tree fall down?
cuz it thought it was a koala
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:10 am

Chief Wiggam off the simpsons:

"SCUM FREEZEBAG!!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:10 am

Can a frog jump higher than a building?


Yes, a building can't jump
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:10 am

2 cannibals sitting by a lake eating dinner when one says to the other "I really hate my mother in law" The other cannibal says "Do what I do, just eat the potatoes"
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:19 am

What do you gt when you cross a chicken and a cement mixer?

A brick layer
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:21 am

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:21 am

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home


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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:47 am

For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:46 am

hehe tazzy.......these so make me laugh!!!

i have to find some good doctor ones......:

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!


i know, i know......they're really bad!! lol xx
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:19 pm

why do squirrels swim on there backs ? to keep there nuts dry of course Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:42 pm

What do you call two guys hanging from a window... Curt n Rod

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:59 am

Don't judge anybody until you've walked in their shoes. After that it doesn't matter because they're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:15 pm

Grammar is important. Capital letter are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:45 am

Policewoman: You are under arrest. Anything that you say can and will be held against you. driver: BOOBS!

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:30 am

decided to burn some calories today so I set a fat kid on fire

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:39 am

I made you go mmm the other night didn't I? That ducktape works good

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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine (most of the time)   Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:47 am

A guy sitting with his girlfriend drinking beer says out of the blue, "I love you". The girl asks "is that you or the beer talking?" The guy replies, "its me talking to my beer

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