What to do with your slow computer when it is loading

My computer sucks. So here is some things that you do when you wait for the computer to load:
1. set the oven of fier and wach it burn
2. throw popcorn at the TV when Dora the Explor...a is on
3. Eat your bed
4. blow stuff up
5. get that awsome daydream when your computer slows down AGAIN
6. throw rocks at the computer
7. eat 'till you get sick
8. sing the worst song you know
9. sing the best song you know
10. ...Die

If you do all of this, try again, your computer should work this time. If it dos'nt, then YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!!!

You can also:
1. roll around
2. dance badly
3. attempt to dance good...ly
4. attempt the jelly belly
5. try to to the splits
6. eat your pet
7. show who's boss and cut off your arm
8. set the house of fier
9. cut trees and get a Macho man to thow it at your obnoxiouse neighbor's house
10. destroy your neighbor

And there is the wost advise you can get!